Category Archives: Poop-Related

The Killingest Fight-Person

Now, being as Christ! and I are from the future and whatnot (continuity!), we don’t really have a sense of what’s “topical,” “current,” or “relevant.” That being said, I’ve been watching a lot of that fucking awful TV Show “Deadliest … Continue reading

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Dirty Doug’s Dog Shit Parfait

Hey everybody! Do you need a refreshing treat that’s good for the body AND the soul? Then you need Dirty Doug’s Dog Shit Parfait! I make my sumptuous parfait by blending fresh fruit, rich and creamy yogurt, and wholesome granola…oh … Continue reading

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Mystery Liquid Poem

I stepped in you yesterday, without shoes; tender feet nearly defenseless, clad only in ankle socks. You were sticky. So Goddamn sticky. How could a puddle, something so fluid, also be so fucking gelatinous? At first, I thought “syrup,” but … Continue reading

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Fast Friday

Colostomy bags and colostomy bags and colostomy bags and colostomy bags and colostomy bags and colostomy bags… -Our Hero

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GAMESHOW!

Christ! and Our Hero have been commissioned to write the theme song for an upcoming game show…but wait…how does one write lyrics for a game show?   -Christ! & Our Hero

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Bathroom Adventure Redux -OR- Crying Poop Guy

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society (I know I’ve used this joke before; it’s one of my favorites, so feel free to have a nice cuppa “Fuck Yaself”), I call this tale… …the Tale of Crying Poop Guy. … Continue reading

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Secret Saturday (aka “I’m Back, Fuckers!”)

I know y’all thought you’d gotten rid of me, but the simple truth of the matter, Pouch Pals, is that I’m twice as tenacious as herpes (and three times as salty; just check my nutrition facts). In celebration of my … Continue reading

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