Category Archives: Things My Father Says

Things My Father Says #400

I don’t want everyone to think my dad is just some moron racist with a giant mustache.  I mean, he basically is a moron racist with a giant mustache, but he’s more than that.  He’s also this genuinely weird guy.  … Continue reading

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Things My Father Says #4

Picture, if you will, the simple Our Hero household: modest, subtle, tastefully furnished with gold and rich mahogany, cheerful fire burning in the library fireplace. My mother and father had just returned from work.  I was doing something awesome, probably … Continue reading

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Things My Father Says #11

Just the other day, I was sitting around the ol’ homestead, minding my business, doing Our Hero-y stuff (like flossing, eating right, and doing my exercises, just like all you little kiddies should, if you want to grow up right!), … Continue reading

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