Category Archives: Things I Hate

Things I Hate #57

Green beans. For real, fuck you, green beans. Disgusting, slimy, salty, stringy dollops of nasty bean sperm. Ugh. They’re just so goddamn gross. I know people like them. And I’ve been told that fresh ones are much better. Well, I’ve … Continue reading

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Things I Hate #2

Artificial watermelon flavor. Artificial watermelon flavor. Artificial watermelon flavor. Even if you want to spell it the pussy-ass British way (artificial watermelon flavour), I still fucking hate it. ONE: This shit does not taste like watermelon. TWO: Instead, this shit … Continue reading

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Things I Hate # ???

Imaginary numbers. Man, fuck imaginary numbers. Now, I’m not a “fan” of math in general. Anyone who has known me for more than any amount of time ever should probably know that. Percentages can eat my cock. Division should feel … Continue reading

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Things I Hate #5,000

1. Maya Angelou 2. Furries 3. “Nice” things 4. Rich people 5. All the extra U’s that wind up in words when they’re spelled the British way 6. Everything -Our Hero

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Things I Hate #0.5

People who don’t smoke crack. What, you think you’re better than me just because you don’t get the shakes or the alley sweats? Well, fuck you, square! Also, anyone who doesn’t smoke crack is probably a cop. -Our Hero

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Things I Hate #18

Grant fucking Morrison. Fair warning now, Pouch Pals: if you don’t like comics, or know anything about them, this post may make even less sense than usual. That being said: again, Grant fucking Morrison. Sometimes, I stupidly look online and … Continue reading

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Things I Hate #44

Artificial watermelon flavor. For reals. Let’s be clear here: watermelons are awesome.  Juicy, just a hint of sweetness, some tang when you get toward the rind…watermelons beat thirty two flavors of wholesale ass.  It’s all in the subtlety, the nuance, … Continue reading

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