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Another scrotum-tingling edition of…the Adventures of Farm Fresh, the Country Wonder!

“Avast, ya lazy, tree-grown, man-sown, tomato-blighted such-n-such!” bellowed Mrs. Jamfree, who was but our beloved Farm Fresh’s elderly caretaker. Her face nodules and wispy mustache fair wriggled with her perturbitude. “It’s high time and low tide you got yourself set … Continue reading

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The Continuing Adventures of Farm Fresh, the Country Wonder!

Come on an’ gather y’selves ’bout the fire, my fingerling potato-babies! It’s time to hear another captivatin’ tale concernin’ that one and only apple-domed sonuvagun, Farm Fresh, the Country Wonder! For ’twas yence and again that yon sly and joyful … Continue reading

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The Adventures of Farm Fresh, the Country Wonder!

So it was, once and again, be that it came to pass time for the Adventures of Farm Fresh, the Country Wonder! Oh, for how did it happen that Farm Fresh found himself, gussied up in wedding dress petticoats, at … Continue reading

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