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Shinto Minimalism

We can’t always get along. -Lightning Comet Advertisements

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Ivan’s Friends (or Enemies)

Travel Tip #1:     In old country… dog hate you.                         Especially Babushka dog. –Lightning Comet

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The Uncanny Marsupialjones-Men

Codename: Our Hero Role: Co-leader First Appearance: Fuckshit Bomb Comics (for Kids!) Vol. 2, #14 Mutant Power: Hair. No one you know can grow it thicker or faster or in more places.   Codename: Christ! Role: Co-leader First Appearance: Two-Fisted … Continue reading

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Top 5 Survival kit Items for Hanging out with Chris Christ! by Lightning Comet:

#1:  Some form of low-quality, microwaveable food item (i.e. Hot Pockets) to help preserve his already pickled internal organs to allow him to last longer than the casket he’ll sleep an eternal sleep in someday #2:  A music CD or … Continue reading

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What “Work” REALLY Looks like

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Top Ten Reasons to Buy Lottery Tickets

    You hate your job/boss/co-workers/the evil cleaning lady who stares at you all the time You hate debt/your friend’s debt/your country’s debt You hate a wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/lover/stranger you just met whose last name you can’t even begin to pronounce You … Continue reading

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“Work Ethic” are two words we don’t use together.

Total madness is upon us in the form of blog posts that need to be done by the members of this team, which means only one thing: we have to do work. Crap!  I’m not ready for this kind of … Continue reading

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