Category Archives: Gospels

The Killingest Fight-Person

Now, being as Christ! and I are from the future and whatnot (continuity!), we don’t really have a sense of what’s “topical,” “current,” or “relevant.” That being said, I’ve been watching a lot of that fucking awful TV Show “Deadliest … Continue reading

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Mystery Liquid Poem

I stepped in you yesterday, without shoes; tender feet nearly defenseless, clad only in ankle socks. You were sticky. So Goddamn sticky. How could a puddle, something so fluid, also be so fucking gelatinous? At first, I thought “syrup,” but … Continue reading

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Fast Friday

Colostomy bags and colostomy bags and colostomy bags and colostomy bags and colostomy bags and colostomy bags… -Our Hero

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PREPARE YOURSELVES

For serious. Get ready. I mean it. Steel yourselves. Because I have come up with the greatest idea. The next best idea is not even close to this great idea. It might seem strange at first. But just go with … Continue reading

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The Vegetables of a Rough Fetishist

  -Christ!

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Things I Hate #57

Green beans. For real, fuck you, green beans. Disgusting, slimy, salty, stringy dollops of nasty bean sperm. Ugh. They’re just so goddamn gross. I know people like them. And I’ve been told that fresh ones are much better. Well, I’ve … Continue reading

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GAMESHOW!

Christ! and Our Hero have been commissioned to write the theme song for an upcoming game show…but wait…how does one write lyrics for a game show?   -Christ! & Our Hero

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