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Recipe 917 “Berry-Rice”

So very many people loved the adventures of Cluntqi. And our comment-message-board-0f-doom was simply overrun with various tuners-in questioning, “But, Christ! how do I get keen* on berry-rice!?!” Of course we’d all love to be keen* now and again, and … Continue reading

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Christ! SUPER recipe! (live from hell)

Super Recipe of the DAY: MMMMM Sandwich 1)Raccoon 2)Stew it 3)Tons of Mustard 4)Two Hole Bread Loaves 5)Believe in Yourself 6)Haiti Sauce 7)More Mustard! 8)Heavy Prayer. 9)Enjoy! You Don’t Believe Me? SUBPLOT>>MYSTERY of the HOT FART: A thing occurred to … Continue reading

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Recipe #19: Swedish Disaster Bowl

Have you ever eaten a plate of spaghetti and thought to yourself, you know, this just needs something? I do it all the time. Welcome to my kitchen, Pouch Pals. Today, I’m not even giving a list of starting ingredients, … Continue reading

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(Bonus Week) Recipe #3: Soup of the Day!

Bonus Week (bo-nis we-kkkk) noun: An outpouring of creative energy from MJ development forces. See also: the razzle dazzle, homonomonoma, the treezy, and cabbage patch fever. Soup of the Day! (from the Kitchen of Christ! Sumner) ingredients: -Elbow Grease, Mustard, … Continue reading

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