Author Archives: mjpowerhour

Interview with a Skeleton

I’m sitting in a barely lit basement, the air musty with dried beer stains, mold, sex, cocaine, and a lifetime’s worth of living the dream. He wears the same busted old jeans he sported on the cover of Rolling Stone … Continue reading

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Sustainable Masturbation

We live in green times. Everybody is recycling, going to the local farmer’s market, and supporting local businesses. This has gotten a lot of us forward thinkers involved in the big picture. How do we make the world better all the … Continue reading

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Taking Suggestions for The Devil’s Tax Return

Hey there, Pouch Pals. The IRS just bestowed upon me my 2012 tax return. Guess how much? $666. $666! What a nefarious sum of money! With this money I could do any number of things… -Start a cult. -Snipe some … Continue reading

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Gas Station Fail!

Hidden far north on the touristy roads of vacationland, a petrol station clamors for your business. And these days, you have to take that sweet cheddar where you can get it. Let’s face it, route 1 gets pretty sleepy this … Continue reading

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Everybody at the Party

Somehow, I knew all of you needed an excuse to dance for a minute and a half.   -Christ!  

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The Killingest Fight-Person

Now, being as Christ! and I are from the future and whatnot (continuity!), we don’t really have a sense of what’s “topical,” “current,” or “relevant.” That being said, I’ve been watching a lot of that fucking awful TV Show “Deadliest … Continue reading

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Abandoned Pornography Poem

      Angels fall from heaven, the beating of their wings is not unlike the ruffled pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog. Torn and folded, tucked between inkjet printings of Lara Croft– her towel just about to slip.   … Continue reading

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