Monthly Archives: April 2012

Fast Friday

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Short Bus Graveyard (Poem)

I heard you screaming from the interstate, a blur of yellow, a haze. Challenges, challenges. Who was the last to puke inside you? And could I still smell it if I wrangled open your doors?   Here’s a question: what … Continue reading

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PREPARE YOURSELVES

For serious. Get ready. I mean it. Steel yourselves. Because I have come up with the greatest idea. The next best idea is not even close to this great idea. It might seem strange at first. But just go with … Continue reading

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The Vegetables of a Rough Fetishist

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