Monthly Archives: February 2012

Ivan

Here in America, is to being concern about every small thing. “Oh, Ivan, you cannot being to eat fish cracker found in street! Is dirty! Is give you dinner poisoning!” Nyet! Fish cracker in American street is gourmet dinner compared … Continue reading

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The Sex Time Bears: Reposted

Hey, Pouch Pals. I am re-posting this entry from a year ago, because at that time, this was seen as copyright infringement by MGM. They have since changed their minds, perhaps convinced by our pleading? See entry (Why So Scared?) … Continue reading

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For the Kids

This is going to be something of an experiment. I was inspired by Christ!’s exhortation to “title it ‘For the Kids!’” without having any clue what my post would be about. Hell, I didn’t know what it would be about. … Continue reading

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Taxidermy Poem

Little squirrel. You are mittens, you are a fresh new set of gloves. Until, my baby spies the subtlest of openings on our mantle piece. She says, “don’t you remember the good ole days?” She says it as a song, … Continue reading

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The Uncanny Marsupialjones-Men

Codename: Our Hero Role: Co-leader First Appearance: Fuckshit Bomb Comics (for Kids!) Vol. 2, #14 Mutant Power: Hair. No one you know can grow it thicker or faster or in more places.   Codename: Christ! Role: Co-leader First Appearance: Two-Fisted … Continue reading

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Why the SuperBowl MATTERS! (copied from Wiki)

On such occasions, one might find themselves asking deep, prophetic questions. Does it matter, the outcomes of sporting events? How Super is this Bowl? First off, of course it matters. Our American media only concerns itself with content of the … Continue reading

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Top 5 Survival kit Items for Hanging out with Chris Christ! by Lightning Comet:

#1:  Some form of low-quality, microwaveable food item (i.e. Hot Pockets) to help preserve his already pickled internal organs to allow him to last longer than the casket he’ll sleep an eternal sleep in someday #2:  A music CD or … Continue reading

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