Monthly Archives: January 2012

Intro to Green Screen

Hold on to your hats, Pouch Pals. MJ has just stepped up in technology. While it is clear that we possess expert knowledge of this new equipment, expect to be consistently amazed and awestruck with our cutting-edge advancements. The Future! … Continue reading

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Marsupial Jones Approved…

…Swedish Furniture Porn! That’s right, Pouch Pals! Now you can enjoy the finest in Swedish Furniture Porn…with the MJ seal of approval! See fine-ass bitches spread eagle on spartan, pine-colored dinettes! Marvel at oiled-up bears fucking the sensuous grooves of … Continue reading

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Alaskan Adventure w/ Aliens & Billy Crudup.

I’ve been under a lot of stress lately. And if you know anything about me, you already know I have weird dreams on a normal day. So, as you may guess, my subconscious dream machine has been working overtime. I’m … Continue reading

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Our Hero’s Vacation Pictorial!

So, Our Hero just went off on a whirlwind vacation. The one thing he packed? Adventure! The one thing he didn’t? A change of clothes. Take a peek at this pictorial extravaganza. Also, an appropriate background song to play as … Continue reading

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For Chris, Part Two

Vagina: arbor, artichoke, attic, axe wound, baby bear, badger, badly-packed kebab, bearded clam, bearded oyster, beef curtains, beef wallet, bear trapper’s hat, beav, beaver, bikini biscuit, birth cannon, box, boxed lunch, bower of bliss, Britney, bug, bulldog cheeks, bush, business, … Continue reading

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For Chris, Part One

Penis: Alabama black snake, Alabama jammer, anaconda, anal impaler, apple corer, baby bottle, baby maker, baby’s arm, baby’s arm holding an apple, baby’s first speculum, back-up brain, bald bastard, bald bishop, bald-headed yogurt-tosser, ballbat, banana, bat, baton, Beaver Cleaver, beast, … Continue reading

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Obsession

Okay, Pouch Pals. As many of you have noticed, via podcasts or this blog-o-rama, that we have a tendency to discuss Hall & Oates more than just about anyone else in 2012. I like to think that we are good … Continue reading

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