Monthly Archives: December 2011

New Year’s Challenge

It’s coming up on that time of year again, Pouch Pals. You are hungover on holiday cookies and nog. You can’t remember where your pants are, and it doesn’t matter, because they wouldn’t fit anyway. Now you have to dust … Continue reading

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‘Twas the night before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the North rotten mommies and daddies were getting divorced. They’d had enough of their sons and their daughters so they left them alone with a fresh glass of water. Afterwards children would … Continue reading

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A Special Winter-Themed Bit of Advice

Hey, Pouch Pals! Have you ever wanted to fuck with your friends the way Our Hero fucks with Christ!? If no, turn to page 73. If yes, you don’t have to turn to anything because the tidbit of friend-fuckery is … Continue reading

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Liberty Poem

Liberty, I saw you ducking ’round the back way, like some frightened geriatric. I remember when you drummed on pots and pans. I remember when you carved the tree, straight into the sap and soggy heart. On a dare, on … Continue reading

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The Truth

Well, Pouch Pals, I gotta come clean. This has been a long time coming. I’ve been seeing a lot of static of the interripples about where I’ve been. “Is Our Hero dead?” “Is Our Hero missing?” “Was Our Hero kidnapped?” … Continue reading

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Party Foul or How the Universe Conspires to Make Me Gross

Okay, so I was hanging in the studio today, minding my own business. I spent the better part of the morning correcting some technical SNAFU on my internetting unencryption box. I figured the moment was right for a toke-able unwind. … Continue reading

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