Monthly Archives: November 2011

Bird Back. A new MJ joint.

      -Christ! & Our Hero  

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Searching for Our Hero!?!*^&%##@%^&**^&

Name: Our Hero                                       Age: 53                                 … Continue reading

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Court Shows

Okay, Pouch Pals. We all have vices, and it’s high time I own up to mine. Fucking courtroom TV shows. Not Judge Judy per se, but any show in which a judge hears the cases of the people of America. … Continue reading

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Bathroom Adventure Redux -OR- Crying Poop Guy

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society (I know I’ve used this joke before; it’s one of my favorites, so feel free to have a nice cuppa “Fuck Yaself”), I call this tale… …the Tale of Crying Poop Guy. … Continue reading

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Farmfresh Poem

  Oh, you Country Wonder with your loose-toothed mouth. I thought you were a daydream until you overturned my apple cart. “Hey, Dummy,” you sang, your voice sweet-dipped in caramel, “those are my family!” And then you kicked around on … Continue reading

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Point/Counterpoint

Point: You can’t eat Hot Pockets and Pizza Rolls all the fucking time, or else you will become a mummy, from the inside out. Counterpoint: Sometimes life happens in a hurry. Everything all around is blurring, and you just want … Continue reading

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