Monthly Archives: October 2011

Halloween

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Retraction

Some of you may have been a bit taken back by Monday’s post. As were we when we learned what thirty million good people were reading in Philadelphia, as our first run hit the streets. “Dracula has a bat dick” … Continue reading

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Dracula

Everyone should know that the latest scientific study going around has come to a pretty startling conclusion: Dracula has a bat dick. Man! Science! The future is here, baby. -Our Hero

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Occupy

As a free man on this United Interstates, I represent 99% of the nonsense revolving around your dome-meat. Presuming, of course, you spend the majority of your time on our website, on account of how awesome it is. And that’s … Continue reading

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Big Trouble in Little China…

…it’s a pretty good movie, am I right? You’ve got Kurt Russell, aka John Carpenter’s Johnny Depp, rocking a tough-guy mullet and a tight tank top. He’s got a gun, and a knife. He asks a lot of questions. He … Continue reading

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Skull Buoy Announcement

  You thought you knew suspense. You thought you knew intrigue. You were DEAD wrong. When noted detective, Shirk Dirkland, hung up his badge, he expected that meant for good. But little did he know Lacy Stargroper and her husband … Continue reading

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The Whazzanuzzit (a childrens’ story)

When lil’ Daniel Roomatoot first awoke, he didn’t know what to think. There was a twelve-foot, purple man with a lizard dick standing at the foot of his bed. He was scared. He’d been in hairy situations before, but this … Continue reading

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