Monthly Archives: September 2011

Einstein & Napoleon in: Space Bitches!

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Marsupial Jones Presents: Dinosaur Soup!

Hunger can be a fierce enemy. But now, you can battle back with the help of the fiercest ally of all: a fucking dinosaur! What better way to batter your gurgling stomach into subservience than with the delicious essence of … Continue reading

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Kid Aluminum “The Fish Float Up”

Some people have wondered how Kid Aluminum feeds himself. Surely, he can’t eat trash all the time. He doesn’t. The truth is far more shocking (choose your own adventure pun. Did I mean to?)   –Christ!

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The Devil’s Threesome

Yes, Pouch Pals, I’m talking about the much-maligned man-man-lady threesome. Legend has it, if one of the men in the Devil’s Threesome looks the other man in the eye, they’ll both turn to stone! I think that’s what that one … Continue reading

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Rebuttal (Science)

I’d like to take a moment, if I could, to address some of the more…spurious things that Chris “Christ!ian Scientist” Sumner has been saying as of late. For one thing, Chris (aka the Living Room Funk, aka the Mad Hatter … Continue reading

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Hallucinogens

So, I’m trying to tell Beaman, Our Hero, The Prince of Taint, that I’ve never had the chance to do a real hallucinogen. And he gets all indignant on me, saying shit like, “Chris, weed is a hallucinogen. ‘Shrooms are … Continue reading

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