Monthly Archives: July 2011

Imagination

Hey gang. I was driving today and became very upset. (“How did I get in this car!? FUCK!”)  No, it wasn’t quite like that. It was more like I drove past the local cineplex and saw the list of movies … Continue reading

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MJ Universe

   Some people hear us refer to the “MJ Universe” and think, ‘man, I wonder what that looks like.’ It may take some imagination to picture OUR solar system, and let’s face it, the summer makes us all a little … Continue reading

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A Very Special Event

Welcome, Pouch Pals, to a super-special entry in the Marsupial Jones Internoongle Universe! What’s so special about it, you ask? Well, the truth is, a couple of you (yes, YOU, the self-same Pouch Pals!) pointed out to me (yes, ME, … Continue reading

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Cross-Promotion! Double funny-back guarantee!

Hey, Pouch Pals. If you haven’t already, you should check out The Waysiders Podcast. It’s something Beaman and I do with our main man, Boxfresh, aka “The Dream,” aka “Robot Randy,” aka “Emotionless.” I actually don’t know a man with … Continue reading

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Things I Hate #2

Artificial watermelon flavor. Artificial watermelon flavor. Artificial watermelon flavor. Even if you want to spell it the pussy-ass British way (artificial watermelon flavour), I still fucking hate it. ONE: This shit does not taste like watermelon. TWO: Instead, this shit … Continue reading

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FAQ: the Triumphant Return Edition

Damn. I wasn’t gone that long, but my mailbag, much like my ballbag, is overflowing (that’s a testicle and semen joke, for those of you keeping score at home). Well, no sense in putting off all this bullshit correspondence any … Continue reading

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Secret Saturday (aka “I’m Back, Fuckers!”)

I know y’all thought you’d gotten rid of me, but the simple truth of the matter, Pouch Pals, is that I’m twice as tenacious as herpes (and three times as salty; just check my nutrition facts). In celebration of my … Continue reading

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