Monthly Archives: May 2011

Another scrotum-tingling edition of…the Adventures of Farm Fresh, the Country Wonder!

“Avast, ya lazy, tree-grown, man-sown, tomato-blighted such-n-such!” bellowed Mrs. Jamfree, who was but our beloved Farm Fresh’s elderly caretaker. Her face nodules and wispy mustache fair wriggled with her perturbitude. “It’s high time and low tide you got yourself set … Continue reading

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Okay, you got me…

I am a duck. -Christ!

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The Loneliest Jones

Things have been weird at the Casa de Jones for awhile now, with Blog-o-Post troubles and whatnot. But, hey, it’s okay, Pouch Pals; everything’s under control. Everyone on the team is able to use the system again… …everyone except for … Continue reading

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Not a Duck (what the fuck).

Alright, I know this will be hard for some of you to hear, but I just don’t care anymore. I can’t go to the grocery store and hear the kids, incessantly, relentlessly, calling for a quack. I can’t take the … Continue reading

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What “Work” REALLY Looks like

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Petrichor Machine

Okay, okay, I know there’s been a lot fuckcuntery going on with the webmoblog lately, and that’s rough. But, O Pouch Pal-ish Ones, I’m afraid you must endure this tiniest of humor droughts just a little while longer, because I’ve … Continue reading

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Systems Normal (Now Let Us Microwave)

Hey there, Pouch Pals. Our internoodle-ing is somewhat more kosher pickles. With this spirit of conquest and great adventure in mind, we dive once again into my bizarre subconscious. I hope you brought a towel. [An aside from Marie: Our … Continue reading

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