Monthly Archives: March 2011

A quick minute:

Everyone out there knows the God’s honest truth; we are ready for summer. And, if you’re anything like my friends, this time of year rolls around and there is only one thing on our minds: I need a new bathing suit. … Continue reading

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Where Does High Fructose Corn Syrup Come From?

-Our Hero

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Gerbil Sauce

    -Christ!

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Top Ten Reasons to Buy Lottery Tickets

    You hate your job/boss/co-workers/the evil cleaning lady who stares at you all the time You hate debt/your friend’s debt/your country’s debt You hate a wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/lover/stranger you just met whose last name you can’t even begin to pronounce You … Continue reading

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Search Engine Reprise

I know, I know, I’m sure all of you fine people out on the intersquingles are getting tired of these weird, meta, MJ-dashboard-that-y’all-can’t-see-referencing posts, but I had to do this. And I know it was only two posts ago that … Continue reading

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From the Vaults

Something some of you Pouch Pals might not know about the Jones: some of things that we make don’t always make it to the site. Like what? Well, for example, sitting in the “Drafts” folder on our blog-o-site is a … Continue reading

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Downtime: “Perfectly Legal”

    -Christ! & Our Hero ❤

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