Monthly Archives: October 2010

On Halloween

Hey there, Pouch Pals! It’s that time again: Scary-go-darkness-murder-time-candy-feast! I know it’s your favorite time of year, but somehow you’re thinking, “Hmmmmm, what can I do to make this Halloween even special-er than the last-est!?” A common, if not grammatically … Continue reading

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Old Crow

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Donut Conspiracy

Everyone in the world knows there’s only one king of the donut, and his name is King French Cruller III. I am, of course, using poetic license to reference the regal taste and texture of the delicious French cruller; I’m … Continue reading

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Snakes on a Plain (outside my house!) :(

Alright, confession time, boyos. There are really only three things that frighten Chris-Christ!-Sumner. The first is what Our Hero will do to my family, the second is people with heads that are much too big/much too small. Come on, either … Continue reading

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FAQ III: FAQ Harder

It’s time for another rousing round of riveting…inquiries (I couldn’t think of a word for “questions” that started with an R), as hosted by your friendly neighborhood Our Hero. The fact is, I’ve been fairly inundated with your stupid love … Continue reading

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Accomplishments, ashmomplishments.

I’m always hearing people talk about all the great shit they’ve done. “Oh, I’m a lawyer and I went to HARVARD.” “Oh, I’m an EMT and I save lives.” “Oh, I’m the Pope and I don’t have to wipe my … Continue reading

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Christ! SUPER recipe! (live from hell)

Super Recipe of the DAY: MMMMM Sandwich 1)Raccoon 2)Stew it 3)Tons of Mustard 4)Two Hole Bread Loaves 5)Believe in Yourself 6)Haiti Sauce 7)More Mustard! 8)Heavy Prayer. 9)Enjoy! You Don’t Believe Me? SUBPLOT>>MYSTERY of the HOT FART: A thing occurred to … Continue reading

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