Monthly Archives: August 2010

The Marsupial Jones FAQ II: The FAQ Strikes Back

In my country, we have this saying: when you answer someone’s question, they ask more questions.  Unless you answer his or her question with a brick to the head.  In that case, no more questions. Well, let’s face it, Pouch … Continue reading

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Bustin’…a porno game!

Tyler Perry, Ted Kaczynski, & Gordon Lightfoot present: BUSTIN’! You’ve watched endless hours of porn and thought to yourself: “how come nobody has turned this porno into a game?” Well, ease up, pahtnah. The game is afoot. You play defunct … Continue reading

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“Downtime” with Christ! & Our Hero.

In this new segment, we invite you to be a part of the real-time conversation. What follows has not been previously discussed. We also have, on-hand, a digital camera with which to document some of the “harder moments.” All of … Continue reading

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I Drew This

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PSA #1: Come on get happy.

Brandon “Our Hero” Gretter and myself discussed long ago that while the humor joke does rule the day most of the time, sometimes serious is okay too. And you know what, “serious is okay” is a good lead-in to our … Continue reading

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Thought Processes

Yes, it’s true: I’m a genius.  And it’s time for all you folks out in inter-space scary-land to find out what it’s like to be a genius.  So, here’s a peek into my mind, in the form of a list … Continue reading

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Things I Hate #5

People who poop on other people/get pooped on by other people/make people eat their poop/eat other people’s poop/eat their own poop. Seriously. Now, normally, I’m a pretty accepting Our Hero when it comes to sexual kinks and fetishi; you know, … Continue reading

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